Talk:Noble Styles

Tier 1 suggestion: Set up the thank you page in the style of movie credits or similar. For Tier 3+, list their title. For Tier 1, instead include a pithy and sardonic remark about their trivial contribution (e.g., "Person A, gee thanks for nothing you broke slob.") The idea would be that it would play into the increasingly valuable title gimmick and would otherwise be meant in jest, maybe even with a disclaimer at top or bottom of page stating we actually appreciate all the support we received. Not anything that disturbs suspension of disbelief, though, and just basically make it a catty, bitter, ostentatious jab at lower level tiers and unapologetic praise for larger chunks of donation. If you all want to use the tier 1 suggestion of including a unique snark about each lowly donation, those would probably be a lot easier to populate because they'd basically just be general insults and we have Issac.

Tier 2 suggestions: Same as tier 2, but not as snarky.

Tier 3 suggestions:

Refrigerator Custodian

Collector of Sporks

Gatherer of Scrap

Assistant Returner to the Sender

NoSQL Jackass

Peripheral Purchaser

Folder of Boxes

Mangler of Code

Windows 8 Admin

Painter of Bathroom Stalls

Doormat in Training

Labcoat Launderer

Attendee of Conventions

Yielder to Traffic Lights

User of Bandwidth

Consumer of Free Swag

Holder of Wrenches

Another Redshirt

Tier 4 suggestions:

Hero Level 30 (online, seeking group)

High Commander of Nefarious Nanobots

Feared Samurai Instructor of Bushido

Greater Fire Elemental

Agile Weaver of Blinking Armors

Adept Conjurer of Formidable Ninjas

Power Level: Over 9000!

Honorary Gatekeeper of Telnet Access

Tier 5 suggestions:

Android of Soong, Endearing Space Calculator

Legendary Space Mercenary, Initiator of Shooting

--Fractalexplorer 01:39, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

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Neonate Initiate of Just Standing There Bender of Things That Shouldn't Bend Lesser Voider of Warranties Petty Officer of Self-Hydration Soothsayer of Trivial Epiphany Watcher of Lasers Vagrant Hipster in Residency Facilitator of Hide-and-Go-Seek Bane of Edison

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