Board Trivia

Trivia about the Knox Makers Board Members

Doug

• Chess Grand Master at age 12
• Says he's longest running member, actually a clone of the original Doug
• Was a phone a friend on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and was wrong

Issac

• Asked by the city to stop scaring away door-to-door salesmen with his auto-lawnmower
• Has six toes on each foot
• Used to be world renowned paranormal expert
• Is colorblind and does not know his hair is pink.

Jondale

• Banned from casinos on the east coast for counting cards, and not appearing sorry when confronted.
• Won a Tony award for playing Tiny Tim in The Christmas Carol
• Has replaced most of the people in his life with shell scripts
• Is from Kentucky, so naturally owned a horse
• Can read your mind.

Tracy

• Buys a new car every week
• Murdered the previous person in her board position
• First time she came to TN it was in a stolen car
• Has bear paw print tattoos on the bottom of her feet and was sad to learn this didn't change her footprints

James

• Never has done anything wrong
• Shaves every day - his beard just grows like that
• Woke up one morning inside of a billboard
• Is actually featured in every picture on the Knox Makers website

Laurie

• Can jump as high as she is tall
• When she got married, she took her middle name as her new last name
• Used to be a professional horse racing jockey. Her most successful win was with a horse named Monster Love.

Bryan

• Was an extra on The Wonder Years
• Used to own his own detective agency
• Competing in 2020 Olympics

Billy

• Reformed member of a criminal tricycle gang.

Sue

• Got her accounting experience working for the mob.