Talk:Noble Styles
Tier 1 suggestion: Set up the thank you page in the style of movie credits or similar. For Tier 3+, list their title. For Tier 1, instead include a pithy and sardonic remark about their trivial contribution (e.g., "Person A, gee thanks for nothing you broke slob.") The idea would be that it would play into the increasingly valuable title gimmick and would otherwise be meant in jest, maybe even with a disclaimer at top or bottom of page stating we actually appreciate all the support we received. Not anything that disturbs suspension of disbelief, though, and just basically make it a catty, bitter, ostentatious jab at lower level tiers and unapologetic praise for larger chunks of donation. If you all want to use the tier 1 suggestion of including a unique snark about each lowly donation, those would probably be a lot easier to populate because they'd basically just be general insults and we have Issac.
Tier 2 suggestions: Same as tier 2, but not as snarky.
Tier 3 suggestions:
Refrigerator Custodian
Neonate Initiate of Just Standing There
Collector of Sporks
Gatherer of Scrap
Bender of Things That Shouldn't Bend
Lesser Voider of Warranties
Assistant Returner to the Sender
NoSQL Jackass
Peripheral Purchaser
Folder of Boxes
Petty Officer of Self-Hydration
Mangler of Code
Windows 8 Admin
Watcher of Lasers
Soothsayer of Trivial Epiphany
Painter of Bathroom Stalls
Vagrant Hipster in Residency
Doormat in Training
Facilitator of Hide-and-Go-Seek
Labcoat Launderer
Latitidinarian of Insignificant Matters
Attendee of Conventions
Yielder to Traffic Lights
Supporter of Bandwidth
Consumer of Free Swag
Holder of Wrenches
Another Redshirt
Tier 4 suggestions:
Hero Level 30 (online, seeking group)
Stopper of Torg
Bane of Edison
Commander of Nanobots
Chief of Intergalactic Communication
Feared Samurai Instructor
Assistant to the Manager
Greater Fire Elemental
Agile Weaver of Blinking Armors
Adept Conjurer of Formidable Ninjas
Over 9000
Honorary Gatekeeper of Telnet Access
Tier 5 suggestions:
Android of Soong, Endearing Space Calculator
Legendary Space Mercenary, Initiator of Shooting
--Fractalexplorer 01:39, 24 July 2014 (EDT)